I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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