I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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