At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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