I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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