I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
