Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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