is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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