theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just googled if crying burns calories
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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