ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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