So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
