Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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