Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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