oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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