As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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