none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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