Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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