If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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