hotel room ftw
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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