we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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