she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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