Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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