is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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