Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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