Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
