They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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