Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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