Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Randomize
