so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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