Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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