I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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