Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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