you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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