i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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