I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
