Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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