he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
