dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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