Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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