Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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