Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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