my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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