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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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