i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
