So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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