Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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