i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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