Jerry, you need to find god
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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