A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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