Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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