Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
accomplished twins. life is a go
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
